The Adventures of Langney and Laysey and now also with Bruce Light Screen

Prefinancing in the Park

Disclaimer: Lagney and Laysey do lots of cool stuff and show their badge all the time. Like when they go to the convenient store and the cashier is giving them a hard time. They feature in these adventures with bad guys and girls and they go like "Excuse me, ma'am, could we have a word with you?" or also "Mary, don't you be going to no police!". They go to the front desk office, to the corner bar, their squad car and when they get a little sick they can always visit the medical examiner's office. He always orders pizza or tendercrisp rodeo chicken morningstar burgers. Better be good now.

Fire, financial advice and a gun for hire

Spritespleen got up in the evening. He didn't have anything to say and he came back home in the morning feeling the same way. Always tired. Man, he was so bored with himself. If you consider yourself a baby, honey, he sure could have used a little help back then. The next day he tried to start a fire, but he forgot the spark. He did have a weapon though. Art Schwartz accumulated cryoprotectants such as anti-nucleating proteins, polyols, and glucose to protect himself against frost damage by sharp ice crystals. "A gun for hire! Bruce, we need to talk prefinancing. Now!". But Bruce, he just kept dancing in the dark and, gotten slightly tipsy by that time, he started to softly hum the ringtone to Paul Hardcastle's 19. "Nah-nah-nah 19, 19, 19, nah-19 19", a deep breath, "19, 19, 19, 19, 19.". Antonia Welloughby chimed in. She knew 19 is considered the year Jeopardy ceased to be a teenager but little did she know Hardcastle's one wonder shot was all about 'nam! Sean called in and wanted to shed some more light on this fine number. He told Rick (he joined us at some time or space, I never saw him entering the scene but I don't think it'll turn out to be an issue.) Kenji is now a member of another band but he still listened to Sui Riku Sora, Mugendai, his favourite single. He went on like "Although I neglected to log in or create an account to start the Keigo Iwase article.". Paul and Rick simultaneously went like "Hmmm... Interesting. Did you use the Article Wizard, or add a request for it? Try to look for pages within Wikipedia that link to this title.". Isochronously they wished him the best since that last call literally drained the phone batteries. Paul and Rick were exhausted. Paul from the rather lengthy humming session and Rick just easily tired. Benny had a hunch it probably was the result of years of a flawed healthy diet replete with fruits, vegetables, and lean protein. It wasn't the first time Rick got screwed over by some MD getting his money's worth in the bio food industry on the side. Pension plan secured.

Moderate Plyometrics and the Human Duties Watch Maker

Bruce knew a thing or two about inversion therapy. You know what we're on about. You hang out for a while in Vinton Benton County, Iowa to do moderate Plyometrics dumbbell excercises and BOOM! All of a sudden you find yourself hanging upside down from a giant Armstrong 360 HPD W2LC Painted Grill. Squatted. He always brought a couple of friends. They showed up de-interlaced before noon and when it was time to go home they'd look slightly field blurred. Courtesy, friendship and dedication. Respect! How would you feel having to go on with your life completely out of focus? Right. Show some respect, you scalawags! Jimmy lived near Tightwad, José had to take the bus all the way from Guatemala (218 hours straight!). And Pjotr... well... let's just say it was cold over there and a long way from Benton County, Iowa. He was one of those guys who were born for bad luck. Three years earlier he bought himself a nice and cosy 5 beds, 4 baths neighbourhood park. He insisted on every room being surrounded by at least ten trees in a 5-3-2 formation. He spent much of his young years trying his luck and brave the ecommerce realm using a fraudulously obtained maternity allowance. Payments started 11 weeks before his baby was due. He got pregnant every other 11 months and got away with it since Florence was not the proverbial sharpest tool in the shed. Anyway... that said, he kinda achieved his goal and appointed the Virginia Board of Contractors and Barn Burner Jim to run the little ducklings and chipmunks out of business. Things got bad and the shit hit the fan. During the recession he had to sell the park to Todd Tucker's youngest because his girlfriend was living la vida loca and Rick Astley didn't seem to make that comeback after all, talk about getting rick rolled! Wrong horse? you betcha...

Checklist

But Eddy!

"You do realise this can either minimize stress concentrations for a stationary joint under high load, or allow for rotary and linear motion between the parts, don't you?". Eddy Variable Smith, having quickly glansed over the checklist, got his daily dose of discomfort overwhelming him early that day and when Veronique started creeping in he damn near passed out.

Why would you want to date a strong independent woman? She’s fun, she’s feisty and she has a mind of her own. She knows how to take care of herself, the people around her and her life. She can match you on your level, inspire you to grow and she can contribute as well as she can receive. She knows and understands her worth and she has the self esteem to back it up. You can be satisfied in knowing that if she is with you, its by her choice. Because she wants to be with you, rather than because she feels she needs to be with you (the neediness and dependence is what causes most of the drama). But what does a strong independent women really need to spark her interest and ignite her fire?

"This guy nailed it!" E. Variable S. yelled so loud the neighbours downstairs simultaneously reached for the shared NFPA 704 standard issue compressed oxygen gas and of course the super only bought one. Jules won the race but she started to suckle at the wrong end of the can and doc Werner di Vlockenspindle got summoned before he even finished his second breakfast (he earned such a good living he felt obliged to have at least two breakfasts a day.). It made him grumpy. Well yeah... sure. He did specialise in the NFPA 704 model, but that doesn't justify them calling him only when there was like a NFPA 704 related incident. He had a right to be upset and he was a man of principles. He believed in the right to believe bullshit and yellow false pretenses (he ran out of blue ones years ago) you try to sell yourself. After all, he was the breakfast doc. I mean... Give me a break and do it fast! He even planned on starting a bed and breakfast as soon as that subservient immigrant finally would be parking this giant truck filled with gold bars right in front of his as far as he was concerned well nourished oversized artificial lawn. Madness.

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